About Us: Our Leadership Team

cooey storch lol

cooey storch

CEO / CFO - Grand Follies Inc. / Chief of Boner Initiations / Fish Purchaser

cooey storch, an architect of Grand (GFDigital©) Follies Incorporated™, and primary financial contributor to the estates benefiting the proper Wrangling and Manhandling of Worthy Felines, brings an unparalleled vision (mostly regarding cat-related infrastructure and generic transferable lollygagging) to 1001.church. He is responsible for defining the organizational strategy, flexing on a global European market daily without a second of resolve -- still always remaining humble and shy, while maintaining a specific penchant for high-altitude feline management.

*** NOTE 04.17.2024 :

ANY AIRBOURNE FELINE ACTIVITIES (TRAINING OR LEASURE) CURRENTLY SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE^ PENDING RENEWAL OF AIRBORNE SMALL DOMESTICS LICENSE (AIRLW STND AVIATION COMM STATE)- [TELEDICT] LAW OF: ..:: NO ANIMAL WITH INTENT AND/OR CAPABILITY OF SCRATCHING OFF PILOTS FACE IN CUTE SITUATIONS SHALL FLY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE FROM FAA -- LETHAL FORCE ENCOURAGED ::.. ) WE WILL UPDATE ASAP UPON CONTACT FROM AIR ADMIN THUNDERBAY
lauren

lauren

Former MVP of Feline Logistics / C.E.O. (caterer to Executive Officer) / Disgraced Executive / Consistent Dropper of Cats / Recently Re-Evaluated.

Previously a corner office powerhouse of Feline Wrangling (both at the entry and upper corporate level), lauren has parted ways with 1001.church after a series of operational challenges. Following a significant increase of 'feline dropping' incidents, wether intentional or otherwise, 1001.church now strictly maintains a zero-drop policy. We wish her the best (mostly away from cats), but strongly recommend she never return. Mudasir will enforce strict policy in the new friendship.